We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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