He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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