Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
