i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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