and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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