can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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