My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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