Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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