look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
porn star boner night. come get it.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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