We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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