So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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