Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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