I want to make a zoo with you.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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