I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
