I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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