So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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