where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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