By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
