my mouth tastes like poor choices
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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