So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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