so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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