She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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