he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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