How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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