i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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