Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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