sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
