Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Two words: blizzard sex
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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