At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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