i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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