if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it wasn't lemon gatorade
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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