So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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