someone owes me an orgasm
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I need to sanitize my soul.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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