U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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