Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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