Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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