god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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