do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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