Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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