Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Can Purell be used as lube?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Panties = found
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