I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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