thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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