talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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