This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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