Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You were trust falling into bushes
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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