Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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