so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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