I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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