okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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