biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
