My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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