North Korea, Best Korea!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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