On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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