On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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